الوجه و الوجه الأخر

عم حسن راجل على قد حاله , عنده ابن اسمه على. على كان ولد كويس و متفوق فى المدرسة , لكن فى يوم من الأيام حصله زى محصل فى كل الأفلام القديمة , اكيد خبطته عربية و فقد الذاكرة
على كان عنده 15 سنة و نص كان لسة قدامه شهرين عشان يكمل 16 سنة و يطلع البطاقة الجديدة
المهم , على مكنش معاه بطاقة و لمة اخدوه المستشفى معرفوش هو مين. الحدثة حصلت فى مدينة نصر لمة عربية خبطته و هو بيركب المترو, المترو ايامها ساعة الحدثة كان بابه من فوق , فعلى لمة جة ينط و بيسند على الدرابزين , كان الدرابزين مكهرب فوقع فى نص محطة المترو فالعربية كانت حتدوسه . طب بدام ان العربية مداستهوش يبقى فاقد الذاكرة ازاى ؟! على فقد الذاكرة لمة العربية اخدت شمال و خبطت فى براميل كتير كانت واحدة ست مسكاهم و مدلدلاهم من شباك المترو . البراميل طبعا وقعت و اتشال الغطا بتاعهم فوقع افسيخ على وش ادهم الى كان جى يقوم على . المشكلة ان ادهم مكنش بيحب الفسيخ و عنده حساسية منه فأول مشم ريحة الفسيخ قام جاتله الحالة
ادهم شاب كويس جدا بشهادة اصحابه لمة سئلناهم و كان بيحب الموسيقى و الشعر و اليوجا, المهم لمة بتجيله الحالة بيبقى عايز يكسر اى حاجة قدامه و ممكن يقتل كمان. فأول لمة جت الحالة فقام اصحابه سرخوا و قالوا الكل يجرى و يبعد عن ادهم عشان هو ممكن يقتل اى حد. مين الى كان نايم ساعتها فى الأرض ؟ اخونا على طبعا الى اول لمة سمع كدة قام و طلع يجرى بأسرع ما عنده و ابتدى ادهم يجرى وراه
الحالة بتاعت ادهم مكانتش بتاخد اكتر من 3 دقايق و بيرجع زى الأول و احسن كمان. ففضلوا يجروا لحد مفاق ادهم من الحالة و كان ساعتها على خلاص نفسه اتقطع من الجرى و وقف ياخد نفسه و قال الى يجرى يجرى , فقام ادهم قال امة اروح اعتزرله فكان فى عربية لورى كبيرة معدية و على كان فى نص الطريق فطلع ادهم يجرى بسرعة و فعلا وصل و زق على بعيد عن الطريق و انقزه لكن للأسف لمة زقه قامت راس على مخبوطة فى عمود النور و هنا فقد الذاكرة

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Comments!!!!

mmm, I changed my mind, this is somehow a serious post, so read it on my other blog.

r u ma3toh belfetra??!!

ahla ya shbab,
anharda yom gdeed bemor 3lena w a7na lesa fe 7gat kteeer betmor 3lena bardo we ae7na mesh 3arfenha, bs msh he de almoshkela wla ho da al so2al ale bedor fe dma3'k dlo2tee w m7erk.

asl low ant hena wlesa 2a3d te2ra l7d delw2tee yb2a anta wa7d mnna !!
tb a7na meen ya shateer ?!!
akeed a7na al m3teh, bos goak wdowr goa nfsak 7tla2ee ale b2olk 3leh bs ant mesh shaefoh w wola 7tshofh, l2nh mesh betshaf , da bet7s ya gma3a.

al m3toh al aslee alee 3omla sa3ba alyomeen dool bekon aensan moshe3 , msh moshe3 balm3na al7arfee - lakenh moshe3 balm3na alrkmee, tab azay ??!!

koys an fe 7d s2l 3shan ana mkontsh 72ol aela lma 7d es2l "talkek", bs 2bl m2ol azay - a7eb a3raf alwad alee 3amel feha abn fattota w 3ayz ykbsnee , an le3btoh mkshofa awee w ana 3arf alee msltenh 3shan yhdo kean 7ezb al m3teh al wastee al motatref fe 3okr darh.
bs a7na leh daeman bn2ol 3leha 3okr, da alee anto mesh lazem t3rfooh 3shan da klam fe alseasa w a7na al mfrod anna mtrbeen koyes w ahlna m3lmena an alklam fe alseasa 3eeb.

al3eeb 3moma metl3sh menna , l2nena 3'eer alnas altneen - a7na meen ya wlad ?!! - ae7na alm3teh.

nerg3 lmargo3na al2ol alee ana nsetoh , ah - kol wa7d mnena goah m3toh so3'eer y2dar ynmeh m3 alw2t w mror al zaman. al 3tah alee he tasreef kelmt m3toh 3la wazn mf3ol , kelma bt3bar 3n m3anee kteer 3aesha goana bs a7na alee bn7'no2ha .

7rar nfsak w 7'lee al m3toh al so3'non allee goak ytla3 w ytalla3 3tahh 3la alnas kolha.
bs almohem al mogtam3 7etkbalk azay w ant m3toh - dayma al ansan be7'af mn alt3'eer w men al7gat allee btt3'er "fakreen ant7'bat alr2asa?!!" , la la la ana mesh 3bet 3shan tkhlonee atklm fe alseasa w mama tez3l mnee /* ael3boo 3'erha */ , ma 3lena.

ant k m3toh aslee w frd mnena w men mogtm3 alm3teh w dolethom almostkela w 7ezbohm al saket, ah fakrtonee b7kaet al7ezb - 3mo meshref fe a7'r agtma3 llm3teh a3ta krar b2n ytm aensha2 7ezb alm3teh - w da 72 bekfolholna alkanoon - walkanon wade7 wsree7 fe alno2ta dee "3shan keda 3mkom aymn noor atsagn 5 sneen!!" - ya abnee atlam b2a w ar7mnee w batl klam fe alseasa, teyb ma3lena.

anto dlo2tee lsa mogodeen ?!! tyeb alee lsa sa7ee yrod 3lea 3shan ana mesh m3toh 7fdal aklam nfsee keda kteer.
mfeesh faeda - tesba7o 3la kheer

El mo7'aderat, tare2ak lel halak part 2

kona we2efna fen yawlad el mara eli fatet?!

Ahh, lama 3amo 7ashesh kal el zar3 3alashan yenashef bo2o, howa kalo min hena we rabena maywareko 3ali 7asal, asl el moshkela kan fe sa3etha egtema3 le maglesh edaret 7adeket el denasorat we kano beyetef2o 3ala 7aga mohema 2wy we heya ezay ye2alelo 3adad el nas eli el denasorat betakolha kol esbo3.

El mohem, 3amo 7ashesh ba2a saba7 eli 7asal, 23ad yemla bo2o maya we yebo7' 3al nas we 3amal yed7ak we yed7ak, we yegry fel 7eta zay el 3abet keda we kol shewaya yebo7' 3al nas le7ad lama 7aset el karsa

Kan feh denasor t-rex wa2ef beyetshames, 3am 7ashesh kan shayfo komodeno, 2am ba7' 3aleh maya 2am el denasor etdaye2 fa kalo.

We ta7'ledan le zekra 3am 7ashesh, samo el nabat dah 7ashesh we heya deh keset el 7ashesh eli el 7ashashen beyeshraboh till now.

Eih eli nestafedo min kesa deh?!!

1- Lama tekon 3ayez tenashef bo2ak, eb3ed 3an el 7ashesh.
2- Heya 7elwa gedan enak tebo7' maya 3al nas, bas eb3ed 3an el denasorat eli betetshames.
3- 7esak 3enak tebo7' 2y maya 3ala 2y komodeno ba3d keda a7san yetla3 denasor

Is that it?

Well this post is about my previous post,I didn't know what I was writing at that time but for real I struggled to write a pointless post a completely pointless rubbish post. What I did is that I started writing at first I thought I would write anything, then I started writing, I wrote in a sarcastic way I found my self tending to talk about politics once again , what I wrote was about what it's like to be in Egypt in the current political environment.
I sometimes find "Ma3ateeh" is the best word describing Egypt and anyone who's trying to do something real for this country. Try to talk about democracy in the clueless environment we have. Is it freedom or not? Is it democracy or what? Is there a conspiracy or yet? Can we try to build our hopes again and build a new trust with the government here? Or this is only a big play with a written scenario till they get to destroy us all just to kill the hope before it's even being born??
I don't really know ,I've been always wondering about the conspiracy theory many people who think it's true just find it useless whatever you do it's always going from bad to worse. I always liked to believe it doesn't exist, or maybe till now I prefer to believe it's just that each country is looking for it's own benefit over the others. Morals and ethics are being used just in order to justify the decisions made by decision makers in big countries.
Brain washing and neuro logical programming proved to be a very effective way to urge people to support you in your ideologies even if they are extreme and at that point everything seams very logical because people's logic are even corrupted.
I don't know if this post is too serious to post here but it's really a world of "Ma3ateeh" whether you believe in what I say or not!!!

El mo7'aderat, tare2ak lel halak

El naharda yawlad hanetkalem 3an el mo7'aderat, 3an eih?!

El mo7'aderat ya abla

Kan yamakan fe 2adem el zaman we salef el 3asr wel 2wan, wa7ed esmo 3amo 7ashesh, el ragel dah kan sha3'al rashash, ya3ni kan beye3mel eih, bey2agaroh yemla bo2o maya we yelbes fostan tewel keda kan mesameh Nafora (we min hena eshtako esmo nafora min fostan 3am 7ashesh) we yo3od yebo7' maya fel genina 3alashan yetary el 23da.

el mohem, 3am 7ashesh fe yom min el ayam, we howa 3amal yebo7', fag2a bo2o etmala maya 2wy, 7ab yenashefo 3alashan 7'alas kan 2arab yebosh, 3amal eih?!

nat 3al ard gab 7eta min shagar 3'areb keda we kalha ba3d lama nada3'ha, el mohem ba3d shewaya

Ba2oloko eih, nekamel ba3den 3alashan ana neset eni 3andy meeting now :D
C U later

El Emberyaleya fe 7ekol el roman

we ba3den eih eli 7asal, el tofa7a we23et fel taba2, 2am 3am ibrahim 2al estanaaaaaaaa keda enta hatfagar el 2anboba, we ba3den fe nafs el la7za, mosa kan 3ando emte7an 3araby fel kabela we kan bey7eb sana2

Sana2 deh ba2a kesa lewa7daha, leh?!
3alashan sana2 deh mesh bet7eb el tofa7, wel tofa7a we23et fel tab2 zay ma2oltelko abl keda, fa tatawaka3o eih?!

En sana2 mesh hatshel el tofa7a min el taba2, we hatefdal el tofa7a fel taba2 we el taba2 hatefdal feh el tofa7a, we homa el etnin hayefdalo fe ba3d

we tota tota fer3'et el 7adoda

(3ala fekra, el kalam dah kan matkop fe 7ekol el roman, we eli katabo kan esmo el emberyaleya)

el ma3tooh el tany

of course I'm not sure what i'm supposed to write but u know sometimes I think it's a good idea just to write don't think about it just write it, of course that would cause alot of problems :D so just read it once to check it wouldn't cause a disaster :P typically this post is the same type of disastrous posts.
Anyway today we would talk about the liberal communism under the ruling of a labour party in a democratic country where rebels are all over the place and asking for a dictator to resign from his prison.
the conclusion is that it's very hard to write a usless post with no aim at all but i did it i never thought about it :D

Ma3ateh?!!

I got this idea now when I was thinking about doing any weird stuff, I created this blog and will invite all the ma3ateh that I know to be members in it :D

Wait for the most weird and crazy posts ever ;)


Ohh, another thing, any one interested to join ma3ateh blog, just put a comment on this post with his/her email to send the invitation to and once i see the comment I'll delete it to remove his/her email from the web.

One final note:

THERE'S NO PLACE HER FOR ANY SERIOUS POST, ALL POSTS HERE ARE JUST CRAZY, WEIRD AND HAVE NO MEANING AT ALL.